BEHOLD my hideous Mario Fanart
THE NEXT GENERATION OF MARIO GAMES IS NOW
The story will revolve around warring religious factions in the
Mushroom Kingdom and a majority of the game will feature: a throat
slitting simulator, tips on how to hide scars after cutting yourself
(if you fail the suicide levels), discussions on why children are,
contrary to popular belief, not special, another mini-game that can be
described as photo-realistic Trauma Center operations. But with more
cocaine.
The game will come out for the Wii and will be rated E for Everyone.
NINTENDO: Now you're playing with power!
