Hello boys and girls, it appears you've reached the happy time reading corner. How dreadful. May your heads explode with crunchy awe as you behold it's majesty.

                             

  -Much love,
The crazy man who lives in Impar's head.

A Spooky Tale
And in Our Dark Book of I it is written in Bread Caerimonia 92:33 that he who should consume those of The Sollemnis Breading shalt bask in the warm glory and be followed by Los Hijos de los Mais Tostados. A row of corn shall anoint thy clenched fist.


Vae Victus! (Not to be confused with the much more common "Woe to the vanquished")
Thomas Spoke Wonders
God and Cake
Fire Story
Tale of True High School Trauma!
True Tales of High School Trauma! 2
Rants and Raves
Valentines
Marketing
True Tales of High School Trauma! Business Class Edition
Secret Smash Bros. Roster
Valentines 2008
Eggs and Stuff
Feb. 20, 2008
CHILDREN
Apr. 15, 2008