Our Spore Creature Creator Creations
Spore is Will Wright's (the guy behind Sim City and The Sims) newest game that lets you create your own little abominations of nature. It's very customizable and fun. And that's all you need to know.
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Alright, then. Let's start with the giant kaiju!
Do not be frightened by Godzilla's majestic thighs. Sorry about the lack of Godzilla theme and sound effects. I haven't any knowledge about video editing wizardry.
Biotech! Biotech! Biotech! ... IS GODZILLA!!! .... (rrrrawr)
It's Gojira, you moron!
GODZILLA
Eh. Needs some work.
If you had the opportunity to
affix a buzz saw to your body, you'd choose to have it on your stomach,
too! You'd be a fool not to.
heh, I like how his eyes spread apart and almost completely leave his head at the end.
GIGAN
Hey! It's everyone's favorite giant Christmas tree-shaped beetle with two Chrysler buildings for hands, Megalon!
Unfortunately,
there were no "top of Chrysler building" options in the Spore Creature
Creator, so I had to improvise with giant colorless candy corns for hands.
MEGALON
KING GHIDORAH
Hey! It's everyone's favorite golden, three-headed, armless, Japanese-terrorizing, giant dragon ... thing.
Hmm ... I don't think those little wings can support that body ...
Fun fact!: King Ghidorah is a complete jerk.
Friend to children everywhere and longtime abuser of crystal meth. Yes, the eyes should be positioned higher up on the head and angled outward. I just thought this looked cute. Sorry.
Aww, look at the cute little Gameras! Hey, officer Kon-chan, are you alright?
"It's alright - when I'm happy, my glasses, they always come down!"
Fun fact!: Did you know that Gamera is filled with turtle meat?
GAMERA
That's officer CornJob to you!
