SHMELNICK aka "Supa Chocolate eater" aka "the figment of your imagination" aka David so-and-so.

Interests/Hobbies: Deceased

Blood type: No thanks

Skills: Reading blank pieces of paper, saying "Awesome-licious" (awesome+delicious), making cruddy
artwork to tease and/or terrify others, weak against donuts (gives me gas), has a high threshold to pain
and super strength.

Origin: Caught using the One Ring in Pismo Beach to sneak up and push kids off of piers, which most people find
hilarious and cruel (but mostly hilarious).

Special Move: Praying Mantis Style Kick to the Shin and Run.

Email: Shmelnick@gmail.com
AIM: FIRE!

I have known Impar since Freshman year in high school, and since he's the only friend I know that DIDN'T move away to another college, I've decided to help him out with his website. Expect frantic, last minute web comics per week or so. I may throw in a game or two using RPG Maker 2003.

www.myspace.com/shmelnick