The Sheriff is back in town.
But this time HE'S taking down THE MAN.
"Supreme
Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes
sexual thoughts. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmmm . . .
sounds like every commercial on TV doesn't it?" -Bill Hicks
"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought.
I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can.
Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are
Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously.
No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no joke coming.
You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are and you are us. Kill yourself.
It's the only way to save your soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going,
"he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank
friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil machinations. I know what all the marketing people
are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market,
he's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that. You evil scumbags! "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going
for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research -
huge market. He's doing a good thing." I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!
Quit putting a dollar sign on every thing on this planet!
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."
God, I'm just caught in a web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research.
We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."
How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like babies at night, don't you?" -Neutered Bill Hicks Quote
ADVERTISING IN ACTION! YAY!
"BEEN ZWARNKED? OH MY FREAKING GRANDMA ON A CHANDELIER CLICK HERE OR I
SWEAR I'LL SEND YOU SO FAST TO THE HOT MOLTEN CENTER OF THE EARTH
THAT YOUR ORGANS WILL FLY OUT OF YOUR BODY AND PROCEED TO RECITE POE TO YOUR EMPTIED HUSK SHAZAM!" -and then, of course, once you do submit to the advertising
overlords and click, you have to sign your soul away, join a mailing
list, download all kinds of programs that track every breath you take,
every cookie you bake, every bit of matter that your eyes have made
contact with and for how long, and so on.
By throwing little pebbles at some obscure corner of the universe.
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