Despite what all the corporations and your government tells you, being an individual is actually a good thing.

You don't have to buy the Big Mac. You don't have to watch that reality show that "everyone is talking about". You don't need a significant other in order to be happy. R&B, Hip Hop, and generic rock, are not the only options that are available to you. The only thing you have to do ... the only thing required of you is to register into the Gerard Depardieu fan club.

You know, someone actually told me that that last sentence regarding Gerard Depardieu seemed contradictory to what I was trying to say ... I felt like I died a little when I read that. I mean, come on. Way to go, Quickdraw. Yeah, I really think everyone has an obligation to themselves as part of the human race to join the Gerard Depardieu fanclub.