The Pretty and Shiny People who run this site:
IMPAR
SHMELNICK
Go ahead. We dare you to amuse yourself.


I hope you brought your brite-lites and gloworms
                  because we're all heading down.

In the caves.
      
               The ravine.
 
                             Under the floorboards.
 
   Whatever. Somewhere dark and spooky. Somewhere without cupcakes and Pat Sajak.


Our Friends what contribute now and then
The Big Cheese
The Downtrodden
Bryden