Congratulations! In a marvelous display of keen, sharp-witted intelligence, you seem to have clicked on the Home button while you were already at the home page. That's okay, the words "You're Home," telling you that you were, in fact, already home can be a little hard to understand sometimes. It's alright. It happens ... at least, I really hope it was a mistake ... had you consciously decided on going home while being home already then I'd have to hurt you. You ... didn't click that on purpose right? ... Right?


What? What do you mean, "why was there a link to the home page on the home page?"
What a dumb question! The answer is ...






 LOOK OMG IT'S YOUR MOM!!

Oh, yeah, that's great ... now a heart without any text at all. I'd love to watch you struggle while trying to deal with this iron-maiden of a mind-trap, young Archimedes in training.