Granite Cheese

Well, unfortunately I have no watermelon due to the fact that the doughnut shop just closed. It is supposed to be open 24 hours after all so I will have to beg for mustard elsewhere I guess. It makes you wonder, though, when you can't get a packet of mustard at your local doughnut shop at 3 in the morning. What is this world coming to? Of course, there is the all too disturbing reality of Chuck Norris "action figures" (dolls) that we have to face on a daily basis.

So I wandered away from that door wherein kept all my dreams of mango covered string cheese. I walked over to Denny's (you know they're always open) and there standing by the corn dog grab machine were a couple arguing. They were sitting there fighting over the last cherry in the fruit cocktail. Trying to ease the tension over this, I stepped in and interjected loudly that there are never enough cherries in the fruit cocktail. After some rather abusive stares from other customers in the restaurant, I was sat in a chair next to the bathroom.

The cool thing about having been seated at this vantage point was that I could see all the abuse the pancakes were taking having to be stacked one upon another. How horrific a scene that was so I went for the drowned french toast instead. Hurriedly, I crawled out of the restaurant after paying my bill and headed out once again in search of onions for my cinnamon bread.

Running in slow motion, I crossed my fingers as the skunk dove for the Snickers® bar that was in smithereens all over the road. For a second there I thought the skunk was going for the Milky Way Dark that was laying just a few feet south of the Snickers™. Well, that is what I call lucky.