Lost adrift at sea attached to a lone plank of wood with the occasional passing dolphin as the only form of contact to and from the rest of this big blue world?
Lost in a creative wasteland ravaged by self-sufficience?
Have I fallen down a well?
NO. Of course not. I’m simply hoarding my work to myself. So far, I have been giving all of my work out for free (unless you want it on a T-shirt, that’s a different story) and it’s about time I started getting more serious about actually going somewhere with all this. So, I’ve got several projects underway that are all more than just single images to be posted on the website. I’ve got about a hundred different ideas, but I can only do so much at a time - so I’ve whittled my ideas down to four things for now.
There is, of course, the game I’m working on - I’ve pretty much got the story down. Now I’ve just got to get to figuring out how it will all play out in game form. That and a bunch more artwork for it …
There’s a collection of short stories I’m doing kind of in the same vein as those old “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” books with the awesome artwork …
And there are two separate comics I’m working on that have a consistent storyline all the way through it instead of all the random non-related comic strips I’ve been doing.
The idea is currently to have these things be good enough to have them published … however, I may chicken out and just post them on the website when I’m done instead.
Either way, here’s a taste of things to come:
Click HERE to see it in it’s larger more extravagant form.
I finally got around to putting up the video of it in action. My older brother is the one who put the video together and did all the audio. Again; behold.
Dino Run, a simple flash game. In it, you are a dinosaur escaping extinction (large meteor-thing) and reach it to the safe cave. Throughout the game, you may collect eggs and eat critters and runners that you may encounter and, if you get enough experience, you can raise; Speed, Acceleration, Jump, and Strength.
While the concept of cellular phones may seem like some kind of magic and wizardry to those of us from simpler times, I think it’s safe to say that no, your phone company does not employ the work of otherworldly interdimensional beings to hang out in your phone to ensure all your text messages are being both transported and received properly, so you (and your government) can know where your “dawgs at,” and so you can play Tetris on the bus while trying to ignore the presence of a creepy old lady in the back with a giant mole and the pleasantly powerful aroma of hot dogs gone wrong wafting its way about the bus like a vigilant night watchman guarding the most precious of jewels.
Besides, everyone knows that the legions of the undead are too busy shoving furniture around, appearing in mirrors, and making noises out of nowhere in order to comfort the people they left when they died.
Still! Take a look at this video! It’s really cool!
Hey, have you got about 15 minutes? Those of you evolved human beings who have the capacity to imagine a world outside of themselves may want to have a look at this video.
Yes, folks, America’s war of terror is working in full effect. And your tax dollars are supporting it! A man from one of our ally countries can’t even come for a visit without being violated in just about every conceivable way by a bunch of incompetent mindless apes in uniform with big “I own you” badges on their chests.
Wow, an established YouTuber from Australia decides to fulfill his desire to meet friends in America was stopped in his tracks, physically violated, turned around, shipped back, and banned from the country. The black, bubbling, cauldron of filth that is the abstract concept of terrorism is being kept at bay! Thank you, arbitrary chunk of land I was born on with a history I personally I have nothing to do with! Keep frightening the rest of the world! America wins again!
Here is a fun video response! May contain peanuts and naughty cursing words!
Aynowthur wowne. Wurd 2 yer mothers. This time, we take on a game that is solely responsible for the ruthless murders of fifty puppies and has turned countless kids to crack-cocaine. Are you morally outraged yet? You should be.
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and we are the imagination of ourselves!
